Surge Protector Haikus

My idiot box fried

How will i watch my shows now?
Need surge protection

Lights flicker quickly
I forgot surge protection
My Xbox is charred

Burst of lightning zap
All around me now darkness
Regret for fried stuff

Neighbor calls frantic
They have lost many devices
Not surge protected

Power surge problem
Electrician solution
Installs whole home surge

Brand new computer
Bought myself surge protection
Confident 'tis safe

New fridge is damaged
Surge protection is cheaper
Expensive lesson